Please join us in congratulating Draco Malfoy who has been nominated the employee of the month for the 5th time this year!
Name: Draco Malfoy
Position: Vice President of Marketing
Education: Elemental Degree, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; MBA from Harvard Business School
Achievements: Draco is this month’s nominated employee of the month, not only because of his extreme good looks (which has been known to make witches swoon just at the thought of his albino blonde hair), but also because he comes from the long line of distinguished Malfoys. Indeed, he is the youngest Vice President of Marketing the company has ever had at age 25.
In addition, Draco is a generous soul as he spends his free time volunteering at the Malfoy Manor for Reforming Mudbloods.
Draco Malfoy deserves this honor more than anyone else! He's the best!
ReplyDeleteAre you kidding me? Draco is the employee of the month? You idiots at the company need to stop gorging yourselves on Butterbeer and open your eyes to what kind of employee Draco really is! He is a slimy scumbag who harasses his employees. I bet you didn't know he has a huge calendar in his office of women wearing nothing but witch hats. He also has a disgusting phallic shaped handle for his wand. And worst of all, he constantly casts spells to create a convenient breeze so that female employees' skirts blow up in the air as they walk by him. I have personally received many disgusting emails from him where he has sent around pictures of witches in compromising positions with the Dark Lord. Absolutely disgusting!
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