Saturday, May 21, 2011

EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH


Please join us in congratulating Draco Malfoy who has been nominated the employee of the month for the 5th time this year!

Name: Draco Malfoy
Position: Vice President of Marketing
Education: Elemental Degree, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; MBA from Harvard Business School

Achievements: Draco is this month’s nominated employee of the month, not only because of his extreme good looks (which has been known to make witches swoon just at the thought of his albino blonde hair), but also because he comes from the long line of distinguished Malfoys.  Indeed, he is the youngest Vice President of Marketing the company has ever had at age 25. 

As VP of Marketing, Draco has expanded the Malfoy Enterprises empire exponentially over the last few years.  In fact, Draco has been so successful at marketing that the Dark Lord has granted special favor to the Malfoy family and promised them that their family would be the head of the Death Eaters.  Through Draco’s dedication and creative input, he helped maneuver placement of advertisements for the Malfoy Dark Arts wand, resulting in it being #1 best-selling wand for followers of the dark arts. 


In addition, Draco is a generous soul as he spends his free time volunteering at the Malfoy Manor for Reforming Mudbloods.